I have more to say. Taking the time to phrase it just right. Contrary to what you may think... I am NOT the best writer. ;) (ok, you may not think that, but humor me for a bit will ya?)
Instead of rushing my next piece out there... here's this to snack on for a bit, enjoy!
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Things I have said JUST today, and it's only the things I can remember off the top of my head. Think if I would write them down every time so I didn't forget? I need to write a book!
"You can't cry and dance at the same time. It's one or the other."
"Don't lick that glittered ornament." (about a dozen times)
"Whoa! No throwing the rolling pin!"
"Get that hairdryer out of your mouth."
"Oh my gosh! Stop washing that cup in the toilet water. Gross!"
"Stop playing gorillas! (They were destroying the living room, in a "gorilla rage")
"I don't want to be the zookeeper." (thoughtful pause on my part)
"Rub his nose in that poop." (thankfully referring to a dog)
"Superman cannot fly through the window, so let's stop trying please."
"If there are less than 6 Oreos left, they are all mine." (makes sense, because there's not enough to go around! Right?)
"Watch your jazz hands, Nolan is walking through." (they were playing Wii dance)
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