Short and not so sweet

I'm typing from my phone. So this should be short. Blessed to have my in-laws here for the weekend. Blessed that my old babysitter/good friend has unexpectedly returned from living abroad while her hubby was deployed (I need some real girls around me! Short supply these days!) Blessed that my new neighbors are also not weird.

A little surprised at how "low" I felt today with mister gone. We have no phone service and very little texting. Which makes the time creep. Seems like he's been away FOREVER! Anyway...

If I wasn't using my phone, I could stage these in the correct spots on the page. But for now...see below. Yep, that's poop. No, it's not dog poop, it's toddler poop. Gpa was cleaning out the garage with M and Mr. T, and while he was busy running the wet vac, T thought it would be faster to strip down naked and poop in the FRONT YARD for all to see. He even scooped off a plop he accidentally got on the sidewalk, with a leaf and chucked it into the grass for me. "Snot gross mom, just hadda go like a big man." Ok fine..which part of being a big man does "strut around naked for everyone's Easter guests to see" fall under?

I was in the back yard watching the toddlers when M screeched back to me stuttering in laughter that T was pooping in the grass, naked. She could hardly contain her laughter and gags. By the time I got to him he was scraping the plop off the sidewalk like it was nothing. He's going to be my tough one...

Here ya go! Enjoy!